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melstringer:

We just filmed Grover’s first time in a ball pit XD

— 11 hours ago with 479 notes

punchyleaf:

clockworkkitten:

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD DID I JUST FIND

NOOOOO I NEED THIS. NINTENDO GET PERMISSION AND MAKE IT HAPPEN. pleeeeeeeeaseee

(via kimmathy)

— 1 day ago with 21015 notes
I cut my fringe myself and got my eyebrows did yesterday

I cut my fringe myself and got my eyebrows did yesterday

— 5 days ago
#me 

current mood: too cute to do assignments

— 6 days ago with 2 notes
fr3ntus:

waitingonmyraggedyman:

katiethesatanickiller:

cutwithyourkiss:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH

I was such a fucking nerd, this one guy and I would always be first or second finished, making it a competition between us. I LIVED for these moments. If I won I would walk over to the teachers desk, drop off my paper and smirk at him on the way back.

fr3ntus:

waitingonmyraggedyman:

katiethesatanickiller:

cutwithyourkiss:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race

it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper

so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH

I was such a fucking nerd, this one guy and I would always be first or second finished, making it a competition between us. I LIVED for these moments. If I won I would walk over to the teachers desk, drop off my paper and smirk at him on the way back.

(via khingie)

— 6 days ago with 389327 notes

sapphicscience:

adulthood is really just the slow process by which you figure out which products you can buy in the 99-cent generic brand

(via hannibals-souffle)

— 1 week ago with 251 notes
lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  
since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?
harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

lacigreen:

i can’t tell you how many times i’ve spoken up about harassment only to be told to “learn to take a compliment”.  

since when do “compliments” intrude on my space?  what kind of “compliment” makes a person feel unsafe or threatened?

harassment isn’t a compliment.  know the difference.

(via flygons)

— 1 week ago with 45362 notes
#faceq #me #iguess

#faceq #me #iguess

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#me  #faceq  #iguess 

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

(via geekeryandsuch)

— 1 week ago with 339978 notes

icouldjustleavemybodyforthenight:

arvidaportfolio:

Editorial for Vice Online 2012
Photography by Arvida Byström, styled by Josef Forselius

i love all of these women’s posture facial expressions. the last three are particularly great!

(via honestlydear)

— 1 week ago with 7090 notes

greek yogurt and fruit-free muesli is my life.

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#i like fruit just not dried fruit  #cept cranberries